'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room