do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
i think i dropped myself as a baby
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk